Monday, April 28, 2008

i'll be back......


Sunday, April 27, 2008

holy shit, it's chicken fried bacon!!!!

eat it and die....but die happy......



Saturday, April 26, 2008

GET ON THE FUCKING TRAIN!!!!!

i really don't think this is standard fare ( see what i did there? fare, and TRAIN fare?? i'm so clever at 6:00 a.m.!!!!) in Japan, but there's something that bothers me about this video.....call me crazy, but it just doesn't seem very.......safe.


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

updates and baseball.

so i've been a lazy bastard as of late, pretty much ignoring this blog and it's millions (AND MILLIONS)of readers. i'm not apologizing for it, but just recognizing the fact publicly is about as far as i'll go. anyways, i've been digging Warhawk on the PS3 this last week, having traded Unreal Tournament in because it's just too fucking twitchy for me. even with a red bull and a large coffee i wasn't able to compete. old age is wearing my reflexes out. so, back to warhawk. it reminds me alot of star wars: battlefront, in that there's a pretty big 32 player game going on with noone speaking and very little communication going on. i didn't even bother using a headset, all i got was silence from the other 15 guys on my team. that being said, the game is still alot of fun, with pretty cool weapons and a awesome sense of scale. i've gotten into a few sniper battles from across the map (and the maps are HUGE) that were pretty tense. i even sniped a warhawk out of the sky!!! (yeah, it was already pretty badly damaged, but what-EVAH.) All in all, it's a great multiplayer only game. i have a few PS3 games in my Gamefly hopper, so i'll be commenting about them in the future.


ah, who am i kidding, GTA IV comes out next week............
and now for something totally off topic....


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Saturday, April 19, 2008

poor rodney

poor rodney, he's getting beat down river city ransom style.....




thanks, sergio!!!

internet meme deathmatch.




karma. or something just as fucking evil.



so i figured I'd take a few days off to get some perspective and calm down before i got around to making this post. after a week of pretty good stuff happening ( finally making Commander in Call of Duty 4, getting those sweet new maps for Halo 3, getting into Devil May Cry 4 after thinking it was going to suck) i just could NOT wait till June to pick up the Metal Gear Solid 4 PS3 bundle. so after talking it over with my wife (it's strictly for Blu-Ray!!!!) i gathered some old games together and armed with a credit card and about $170 in Gamestop credits, i finally bought a PS3. i also picked up Unreal Tournament because of the badass mods that have sprung up for it lately. what i didn't pick up was a HDMI cable, so i didn't hook it up till the next day. after going through all the PSN network sign up stuff i played a bit of Unreal and quickly decided that it's just as twitchy as i remember it. too twitchy for me. anyway, since i've been hellbent in the last week on getting Commander rank in COD 4 :MW and haven't played too much of the new Halo 3 maps, i decided to boot it up and get busy.

after one match, my xbox 360 froze. when i restarted it, it lasted 5 second and froze again. my heart fucking sank, and even before it froze 3 more times, i knew what was coming.

RROD.

it's like my fucking xbox knew, that little bastard KNEW i just bought a PS3, and was like "oh, you want to buy a PS3, huh? well, how do you like THIS!!!!!!" this is the SECOND TIME it's gone down, and although i know ppl on their 4th or 5th 360, it's still a shitty feeling when it happened. even though it was 11 pm, i still called MS and started the return process. the pencil pusher on the other line pretty much told me that I'd miss the Grand Theft Auto 4 launch because their hardware is so goddam undependable. i mean, what the FUCK!!! i can't believe a massive company like Microsoft can be such a bunch of fuckups and continue to have this shit happen. after the first time, i was pretty sure that they had a handle on the problem, but i guess it's every xbox 360 owner's unavoidable fate to nervously wait till the day that their xbox takes a shit.

and the fact that the PS3's XMB and crappy online setup is nowhere near Xbox Live's quality makes it that much worse. my PSN user id is el_moco_117 since some asshole took my El Moco handle. what next......

at least my Wii still works.......

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

assimilation complete.

after much thought and careful consideration, i've decided to sell my entire videogame collection.























yeah, right..... now for the REAL news.... i just bought a PS triple. (for the blu-ray. no, really, for the blu-ray ONLY.)

i MIGHT play a game or two on it.

maybe. i got Unreal Tournament also.

PSN network ID forthcoming......

time

time and imagination, and a assload of inspiration make this guy champ of the week. a few hundred empty bottles of wine, an empty parking garage and a remote control car are the tools, and the Super Mario Bros theme is the result of all the effort.

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kick ass job.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

you've got it!!


i'm just about done with this game....fucking great...

Friday, April 11, 2008

the earth's WORTH it!!!!

slowly, the anticipation for GTA IV grows.....

here's a spot for a hybrid from the game.....the earth's worth it!!!!


Thursday, April 10, 2008

it's coming, and i'm gonna get it.....


the super limited gunmetal grey Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots bundle that's been selling like hotcakes in japan has been confirmed to be on the plate come June 12.
i keep telling myself i'm getting it for the Blu-ray player, but MGS is looking good, too......

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

2x creepy juice

this is creepy




and this is creepy x2

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

lulz.

i gave up on this game. too fucking hard.




burn the rope.

i've been out of the country for the last week, so that's why posting has ground to a absolute halt in that time.

it's a hell of a thing to see your rss reader tell you you have 1036 unread items. i almost feel like just marking them all read and being done with it. anywho, i did see something that made me jump on over to post it, it's a flash game, but don't let that discourage you. the music is awesome, gameplay is spot on and it's just fucking great. go play now.




i think i saw this on joystiq or kotaku, but i could be wrong.....
there needs to be more helvetica fonts in videogames.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Super Pii Pii Brothers

it's coming for the Wii, appropriatly..... and before you ask, there IS a two player mode, and crossing the streams does....something.



seen on Thinkgeek.com

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