Tuesday, July 31, 2007

head in the sand

i totally missed the big Halo 3 news today. Online co-op for 4 players is huge, and will extend the life of the game to INFINITY!!!! it's been rumored and demanded ever since Halo 2, and not only is it finally here, but it's here with friends!!!!!

some details: get bungie's full story and comments on the changes to the campaign here.

lol BOX FROM NINTENDO and zombie tv ( out of order, like)

so my TV has been playing tricks on me, turning on this morning like normal, and going apeshit as soon as i left to work. it's off now, and I'm starting to think it's playing a game with my head. anyways, i got a BOX FROM NINTENDO on thursday of last week, but for some reason (i forgot) i never opened it till today. inside, it had a Wii backpack and a Wii branded alarm clock. it had a note inside that encouraged me to take the wii out in the backpack and to use the alarm so i didn't oversleep wherever i chose to lay my head. the backpack is neat, and the alarm has a secret power that i didn't discover until i hit two buttons on the side......it scrolls through pictures on a tiny screen, about 1x1 inches. I'll take some pics tomorrow. it was preloaded with some of the Wii party pics and some promo shots of Wii hardware. i double checked, but no Mario Strikers: Charged. oh well, guess i have to buy it to lay the smackdown on J

i just have to mention this because i love those goofy LOL cat meme pictures that float around the 'net like so much flotsam and jetsam. some joker claims to have uncovered his long lost relative's Laugh-Out-Loud Cats cartoons from the 20's. It's been on Boing-Boing and other sites, so check out this flickr set and the official blog.

Monday, July 30, 2007


wow, alot has happened since my last post. Ingmar Bergman has died, Lazlo Kovacs has died, my TV has died. yeah, call me materialistic, but out of those 3, my TV hurts the most. I came home from work today and my wife explained how the TV just stopped working. now I've been trying (to no success) to convince my wife that we need a new better at least 50 inch LCD with full 1080p and HDMI ports for a while now, but i NEVER wanted the old TV dead BEFORE the new one was already in the house!!!! talk about getting what you ask for!! anyway, so I'll be down for the count for the next few days (or weeks). aaah shit, i just remembered that BioShock is just around the corner!!! FUCK!!! I just got Resident Evil 4 for the Wii too, but have been too chicken-shit to actually play it past the first village. seems like the Wii controls make me even more nervous. and i can't NOT mention that a regular reader Spanny has gotten a blog do-over and launched his new blog, The Spandango Memoirs. i wish i had a clever name like that for MY blog....Endangered Gamer is getting old..... anyway, head on over and check out his Yellow Bastard chatbox on the right.

My 7 year old nephew Ferran recently rocked out to Guitar Hero for the first time, passing Surrender on his 7th try on easy. congrats to him. I invited my pal Ellen over this weekend, because she's a Guitar Hero god and I wanted some achievements i had no hope in hell of ever getting on my own. She has already beaten GHII on Expert, so i figured that getting me the 300,000 400,00 and 500,000 point achievements would be a piece of cake for her. unfortunately, that piece of cake came with a shitload of beer, and we both got too trashed to get any achievements at all. bummer. my wife did take some cheesy pics of us rocking out, and in a show of totally selfless transparency, I'll post the worst pic.

there, happy????

Superman Doomsday.

Friday, July 27, 2007


if i had a razorblade-wielding japanese woman looking to slice my mouth from ear to ear chasing me, i'd run for my life. for reals.

friday pic dump

morning bits

new trailer (??) for the Cohen Bros. new film.....

and a weird ass NES mashup of Kung Fu. I'm sick of seeing videos like this, i want to play those games!!!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007


remember that Chocolate Rain video??? a few posts down??? someone smashed into it with a mega man bike......i wish it had some gameplay.....

and the darth vader version....

Party like a Nintendo rockstar

those silly kids, hope they don't blow all their money........

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New Resident Evil 5 trailer is teh SHIT!!!11!!!111

Holy Jesus, this game is looking better and better every DAY!!!!! excecpt for Chris's voice, he sounds like a sissy boy.....

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

gangster steer

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Halo 2 get in the book depot (pic unrelated......or is it?????)

there's a library in Mount Prospect near my fair city of Chicago that is hosting a Halo 2 tournament. it's come under fire from the National Institute for Media and Family because it's a M-Rated game, and "it borders on irresponsibility for a public library to sponsor an activity for kids as young as 12 that the industry itself has said is for adults." The library has defended it's decision, noting that the library's teen advisory board, made up of teens and junior high kids, suggested that Halo tournaments would pull more kids into the library since the game is so popular among their age group. Once the library found out Halo 2 was rated "Mature," it decided permission slips were an appropriate method to alert parents. I probably should care about this more than i do, since it's Halo-related. I even considered for a minute going over to Mount Prospect and laying a righteous smackdown on all those middle school kids, but then thought that maybe that would seem.....weird.......anyways, it looks like the library has pulled the event.

YEEAAHHH!!!! (high five!!!!)

two of my favorite bloggers have come home again.... Floridan Eckhart and Eliza Gauger, both from Kotaku fame, have landed at Destructoid.com as their newest bloggers. I don't mean to kiss their ass, but they're two of the funniest videogame bloggers i've read in a while. both left Kotaku last year, Eliza to GameLife.com (which sucked ass) and Floridan to god knows where. (i know it's a pseudonym....) anyways, go check out the first posts from each.

and because i'm drunk, check out this weird-ass video......

Metal Gear Solid 4 gameplay

Finally, the first gameplay from Kojima's battlefield surfaces in this 15-minute demo from last night's 20th anniversary celebration. (snake can puke!!!! how realistic!!!)

Sunday, July 22, 2007

a funny be here

secret Ninja magic "monkey steals the peach"

I is to show you special happy ninja magic.....honor GET!!!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

OMG teh little BIRDS!!11!!!!


i've been super busy lately, and just don't have the time to post like normal. (and make choherant sentances also, apparently) but really, it's been hectic, and although there's been a shitload of news in the last 3 days, i'd rather post these videos.

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser. (that "chick" is creepy....)

Last night, i spent some time with family and did this exact thing to my nephew. although he did make a face, he actually really liked the lime i gave him.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Worldwide Internet Outages Reported.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


ah, well. won't be the first time i've been banned from somewhere.....at least my poop don't smell!!!!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


The new issue of Game Informer has the scoop on a new IP from Sierra and Radical Entertainment. Here are the scans, this game actually looks pretty good.....

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Leaks on Bittorrent!!!!! Spoilers!!!!!

for the curious, the ending to the new Harry Potter book has leaked.....

and Hermione dies.


Wii flavored Haterade

before anyone accuses me of Wii-bashing, let me say that I love my Wii. i play with my Wii every chance i get, and if i can get my friends together to play with my Wii, we always have a great time. but even if i play with my Wii by my self, i still have a great time. because i LOVE my Wii. for reals....

now, here's a Wii-hater singing....

ssssslllllooooowwwww mmooottiiioonnnnnn.......

things that go POP!!!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Random pics sor July

Hold on, Jesus!!!!!

This looks like the cover of that X-men comic Days of Future Past...
Babies attack!!!!!!

Well said.
Glad they got into videogames.
Jesus gets sacked......
Babies Triumphant
New spacesuit looks......better.......
In all the Transformers hoopla, everyone forgot the GoBots.... WHAT ABOUT THE GOBOTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
this device locks out your NES until the HOMEWORK IS DONE, YOUNG MAN!!!!!


Sorry J, i just had to take these pics off you wonderful site, because i'm too lazy to get them on my own.

Visit J's Wonderful Corner of Awesomeness for more spine-tingling madness!!!!!

I'll be there in a minute, Mom!!!!

funny ass Letterman clip

Head on over to the Simpsons movie site and create your own little simpsons style avatar. This is the official GIL avatar. Not unlike the post El Moco put up.

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WTF!?Another PS3 game I want to play????

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

I don't know how my dumbass missed this, but here's a trailer for the new Star Wars game.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Best Contest EVAR

So Rockstar just sent over a email pimping it's newest GTA4 contest. WKKT is a fake radio station in Liberty City, and they're looking for people to vent about what grinds their gears and call a special phone number. The audio will be screened, and the best clips will be used in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto 4 radio station chatter. For the 4 people who've never played GTA, the radio stations are a huge part of why the series has gotten so popular. shit, i even used to rip the audio and burn cd's of the stations in GTA 3. yeah, I'm a nerd. anyways, call the number at 212-360-2368.


so, here's some footage of Killzone for the PS3. I find myself thinking the EXACT same things about this game that i thought about Killzone 2 or 3 years ago. Looks good, like the enemy design, and it seems to be what the PS2 (3) needs. Except for that shitty controller. Killzone was a huge disappointment, considering the hype it received before it's release as a "Halo Killer". what do you guys think???

Friday, July 13, 2007


there's an videogame exhibit open now for anyone in the chicago area. It's called Gameplay, here's some press releasey info...

Gameplay is an exhibition that addresses the innovative ways that artists incorporate video gaming technology and strategies into their work as a means to explore themes such as place, identity, community, politics, and resistance. Gameplay features an exciting lineup of Chicago and international artists. Video games are at once associated with both interactivity and seclusion. Through the agency of the internet, online gaming has become a participatory source of virtual interaction with online communities; however, online gaming can also be considered a solitary retreat into a virtual utopia--lands in which the empowered user can manipulate, destroy, and engender. The word "gameplay" refers to the creative, resistant, or artful manipulation of video games by users. It can be said that "gameplay" relates not only to the strategic, but also emotional framework of play, as it is a unique reflection of the individual's meaningful bond to the game itself. And just as game theory has increasingly intersected with art theory, video games and gaming strategies have infiltrated much of our daily lives.

If you're not doing anything, go ahead and check out the Around the Coyote Gallery site. the exhibit runs through July 26.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space

i'll cut short the witty banter and just post relevant video from E3. i've been super busy lately, but i am trying to keep up with news......

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Local band does good

So Libertyville's own Corporeal was the band that played the totally awesome rendition of the Halo theme last night at E3. i figured since they're a relatively local band, I'd give them props and congratulate them on a job well done. check out their myspace page here, and i hope someone from the band drops in to say hi........

here's a performance of the piece.(not the E3, but just as good)

Halo live

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*added all the video footage*
Microsoft just wrapped up it's E3 press event, and boy, did they drop some bombs.....like the Scene It! game, what a turd. but seriously, the Halo 3 footage they showed, and the LIVE ACTION Halo movie footage was great!!!!

chest thumping about how they're the number one selling console of this genereation and blah blah blah blah OMG WTF RESIDENT EVIL 5 !!!!!!!!!!
the footage they showed looked incredible......

Gears of War is coming to Windows Vista!?!??!!? big fucking deal....


anyways, go to Bungie's website to check out the Halo 3 trailer, i'll add the Gametrailers version tomorrow....i'm tired now.....i'm sure tomorow there will be a shitload of footage and media, so stay tuned.....oh shit, i almost forgot, there will be a beta test for Call of Duty 4:Modern Combat. check CharlieOscarDelta.com for more details.(the site's down now, but should be up soon....)

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

then and now, PC edition

First off, I'd like to say that i REALLY enjoyed the new Transformers movie. I didn't expect to like it, but as summer movie fare, it kicked ass, for reals....

I'm old enough to remember having the original Transformers toys, and one thing bugs the hell out of me. I remember having Megatron, with his skinny-ass folding legs. He could barely stand on them, because it was poorly balanced. I remember his entire body being made of metal, a big difference from all the other Transformers who were made of cheap plastic and chrome. This is what i remember.

I have no idea what the fuck THIS is. Seriously, what does he transform INTO???? a flying space turd?? Megatron is a GUN. i know it's not PC to have guns in a PG-13 movie, but dammit, he went from a gun to a generic mecha "thing"!!!!! WEAK!!!!!!!!!

anyway, i just wanted to get it off my chest.

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