I don't normally review games on this blog, i mostly just give my impressions and opinions and let you, dear reader, decide for yourself. This time, I'll go out on a limb and say that WarioWare : Smooth Moves is quite possibly the best Wii party game out there, beating Rayman: Raving Rabbids. The gameplay structure is exactly like other Wario games, spastic and frantic minigames hurling at you at light speed. From picking Wario's nose, to washing a cow's butt, to waving away a toxic fart, the gameplay keeps the ultra-weird style that the series is known for and adds more characters ( with their own bizarre story lines), more levels, and some truly unique gameplay modes that will leave you rolling with laughter. The game also integrates your Mii Channel characters at all levels, so you'll see yourself and other Mii's everywhere. The only glaring problem i was able to see was that the games which used the Nunchuk were a little confusing, and the HUGE variety of "form baton" stances that you get into before the game starts can confuse someone who's a noob. The colorful and bright graphics bring to mind a often mentioned "weakness" of the Wii, which is the older tech and visual inferiority compared to the PS3 or Xbox 360. Visually WarioWare is a looker, but not because it manages to shift millions of polygons at once, or uses advanced shaders, but because it has a sense of style that works with the gameplay really well. The sharp 2D visuals during cut scenes look great, and contrast well with the atmosphere and humour of the game. And the wacky mix of visual styles within each mini game throws around a huge amount of visual effects, and different art in the process, much like the previous games did. 2D isn't dead yet, and WarioWares imaginative mix of both 2D, and 3D graphics shows this. The sound effects fit in perfectly with the rest of the game, with NES bleeps and bloops thrown in with sound effects and cameos from virtually every Nintendo game ever made ( even the Virtual Boy is in there!!!!) The total playtime is short, i finished the main game in about 3 hours, but unlocking all the extra games, Pose cards, and the 200 game will keep me going for a long time..... as a bonus, most of the games can be played with a beer in one hand, and a Wiimote in the other!!!! (maybe that's why i have a hangover.......)
add your console numbers to the chatbox on the left of the screen. nobody checks the comments on this post anymore, since it's almost a year old...... if anyone out there wants to list me as a friend on their brand-spanking new Wii, my friend code is 1265 1246 4073 9222 Post your Wii console codes on the comments, or just email me your # and i'll add you. I WANT FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahem..... Since the last few posts, this blog has gotten swamped, and i fucking LOVE it!!!!!! just today, as of 1a.m., this blog's gotten over 65,000 hits!!!!! you fuckers might as well download the new podcast, and subscribe though itunes!!!! anyways, for anyone who is STILL not satisfied with the quality of the pics: too bad. i don't have anything better to post with, and if you really want to read the whole article, buy the mag. it should be in stores next week, suckers!!!!!! wow. i wonder what would have happened if i had posted the new halo:orion screenshots. [Update] The halo:orion stuff is real. it's in the rumor section, and the mag says that it's supposed to be a Stratagy MMO, and there is another game also in development called Halo: forerunner. i'll post a pic and a new podcast later today.
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